Running Series: Favorite Misunderstood Little Girls

Rhoda Penmark
The Bad Seed

Let's start this series off right with my favorite girl of all, the standard bearer for all the rest:

Name: Rhoda Penmark
Signature Line: "What will you give me for a basket of kisses?"
Reason to Love Her: Appreciates the value of good penmanship.
Reason She's Misunderstood: "Sociopathic." (Whatever.)
If She Were My Child: Would skip lethal dose of pills and ask the principal why MY daughter didn't get the penmanship medal in the first place. Then we'd chill under the scuppernog arbor and polish her tapshoes.